Is the Chevy Nova the automotive poster-child for cross-cultural marketing mishaps? Legend has it that the marketing brass at General Motors were determined to market the Nova similarly both north and south of the border, and thus managed to create an early marketing mistake. As you who speak Spanish know, “No Va,” in Spanish means “doesn’t go,” or “won’t go” or something similar that’s not considered a desirable quality in a car. Of course this was in the 1970’s, back when many dealership trade-ins in Mexico were tired, old burros. And a little research reveals that this is an apocryphal tale that isn’t even true. But it’s fun nonetheless, and does provide a handy intro into today’s topic: Mexican brands which are likely humorous or funny-sounding to a Gringo ear.
While the below can’t exactly be characterized as marketing mishaps, they are all Mexican brands which range from somewhat amusing to downright hysterical to the average Gringo who finds him/herself south of the border. And of course, the less time you’ve spent in Mexico, the funnier the brands really are. Because while familiarity may breed contempt, it most certainly breeds disinterest, particularly in all things initially humorous.
One of the older such brands which is now making some headway in the US sunbelt is Bimbo, the bread company. Of course, drop the word “bimbo” into a random, Gringo conversation, and bread is not the first thing that comes to mind, though perhaps buns do.
And then there are Mexican brands which try to add a certain foreign, usually American, cachet by dropping English, or English-sounding words into promos, adverts, and even brand names. Feeling hungry?
Of course if you work in high-tech, for you, FUD is an acronym meaning “fear, uncertainty, and doubt,” a technique long employed by big tech to try to slow the adoption of emerging tech’s new products. But south of the border, pronounced by a Mexican, Fud sounds an awful lot like the English word “Food,” and is a line of processed meat products, sausage, cold cuts and the like. But to the English-speaking eye, it just doesn’t look quite as appetizing.
And how about snack cakes? To the average Mexican (never mind Brit), Ho-Hos, Ding Dongs, Twinkies and the like probably sound pretty ridiculous. (“What do you mean, you’re going to eat Little Debbie?!?”) So the below brand is probably going to bring a smile to Gringo lips. (Just keep it away from the kids!)
In the USA, DieHard is probably the top brand of car battery, and the name gives you the comforting sense that the battery will fight to the end on your behalf. But would you be inclined to buy a battery that sounds like it’s a goner fresh out of the box? Look for special promotions every November second.
And Mexicans are pretty famous for a certain casual disregard for copyright. On trips SOB it’s quite common to see Micky Mouse and other Gringo icons — protected by phalanxes of lawyers NOB — being used with casual abandon on taco stands, restaurants, and the like. Take that!, Disney. Of course Mexican corporations can’t get away with such behavior. At least not explicitly. But evoking famous Gringo icons and riding their coat tails in a simultaneously subtle yet obvious kind of way is fair game.
Of course, when you dig a bit deeper, you find that the orange hand belongs not to Homer Simpson, but to his Mexican brother-in-law. Or someone somehow, sort of related. Cerveza Homero is a franchise for depositos, or beer stores, or a kind of bar and grill. Truth be told, I’ve never seen one in the flesh, as it were.
But keep the Cerveza Homero away from your car. Automotive lubrication and performance fluids are no laughing matter, especially when you’re out on some lonely Mexican highway, miles from the nearest Ángel Verde (Mexico’s “Green Angels” roadside repair service). But I’ve never considered Ohio cities synonymous with quality lubrication, nor automotive speed and style.
For the longest time, there was an ENORMOUS billboard at the corner of Insurgentes Sur and Reforma emblazoned with “Akron!” And of course, advertising pays, right? I’ll certainly never forget it, since it made me smile each time I saw it.
They make car waxes and polishes too.
And our last image isn’t a brand, but rather a cartoon by the well-known Mexican cartoonist and satirist, Trino, that I came across while searching for brand images. The caption reads, “¡Long live the Family! …But far away.” This gave me a good chuckle, and I couldn’t resist adding it, even though it’s a smidgen off-topic.
And that’s a humorous look at some popular, Mexican brands. Do you have any you find particularly amusing?
Saludos!
writingfrommerida said:
In Merida there is a gift shop (trinkets for birthdays, etc) called TITTY’S. The owner is, an older matron… I have not found a delicate way to help her understand why “los gringos” laugh when they pass by
BTW I shared this link on my facebook author page https://www.facebook.com/Joanna-van-der-Gracht-de-Rosado-1404147663169079/?ref=hl
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Kim G said:
Hola Joanna! That one is too funny! You should snap a picture and post it on your blog. I’ll try to view your link, but I’m one of the four or five in the world who isn’t on FaceBook. Saludos and thanks for stopping by!
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writingfrommerida said:
Well I too am new to Facebook. My son Carlos (you met him when you came at Easter a couple of years ago) is managing my account… He would enjoy hearing from you.
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Kim G said:
Hola Joanna! Of course I remember Carlos. Is he still in Norway? Saludos!
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writingfrommerida said:
He is but the family will move back here in January. So do you think Jorge and I excited?
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Kim G said:
You must be practically exploding! And I’m sure you’re dying to see Emma, who’s no doubt grown a LOT. Saludos!
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writingfrommerida said:
Yes I am so excited and anxious to see them all.
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Kim G said:
P.S. OK, now I get it about the Facebook link. Thanks for sharing my page on line! Saludos!
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writingfrommerida said:
I always read your posts but lately have ben so very busy… you know how it goes. I keep thinking I’ll have time for a witty response “later on”… Anyway here I am, such as I am, for now. Miss you!
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Kim G said:
Hola Joanna! I *totally* enjoyed your comment about the store, “Titties” in Mérida. Made my day, really. Thanks for commenting and thanks for reading. I miss you too! Hugs!
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writingfrommerida said:
The language confusion gives us all a good laugh. And it is much better to laugh than to worry about always being “absolutely correct”
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Don Cuevas said:
In the Morelia – Pátzcuaro area, we’ve seen some taxis branded “Radio Taxi F.A.R.T. Try not to snicker as you get in.
Makes me wonder what fuel they run on.
Then, there was/is Bimbo’s non-PC chocolate snack cake, “Negrito”, but I think that the company changed the name and image within recent times.
Saludos,
Don Cuevas
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Kim G said:
Hola Don Cuevas! Thanks for the morning chuckle from “Radio Taxi F.A.R.T.” By the way, there were some Mercedes Benzes sold in the USA in the late 50’s early 60’s where the ignition switch had a position labled “Fahrt,” which in German means “run,” but of course could easily be misinterpreted by Gringos. Saludos and thanks for the funny comment!
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John Calypso said:
Good subject matter amigo. The advertising world has a mind of its own or is it mindless I am looking for?
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Kim G said:
Hola John! Well, in this case, I’m sure all those brands were chosen without regard for how Gringos might perceive them, much like US brands have historically been chosen (like the Nova) without regard for how Mexicans or others might perceive them. That said, I highly doubt the manufacturers of “Fud” ever thought that that could be a winning brand in the USA. Saludos, and thanks for stopping by!
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Marc said:
California Mexican wine in a box, and that the Golden Hills is a Comercial Mexicana house brand You get what you pay for at 38 pesos / liter. Also, i am finally used to the fact that there are H-E-Bs in Mexico (Complete with Hill Country Fare.)
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Kim G said:
Hola Marc! I’ve noticed the HEBs in Monterrey, but are they farther south? As for the wine in a box, I’ll have to check it out. Saludos and thanks for stopping by!
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William said:
I avoid anything of the Golden Hills brand. I once bought a box of Golden Hills raisin bran, and it tasted like cardboard. Alejandro took it home, and his dogs wouldn’t even eat it.
Pardon my ignorance, but what is HEB?
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Kim G said:
Hola Bill! HEB is a Texas-based chain of grocery/superstores that rivals Wal*Mart, in fact it’s their toughest competitor. They now are moving into Northern Mexico. Saludos!
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babsofsanmiguel said:
Bimbo is the largest bread manufacturer in the Americas and have been buying up many, many companies in the USA, including Oroweat. It is fun to see these funny words and signage. Last week I went to Pemex to fill up the car and there were lines! That almost never happens. It was a weekday so that made it doubly surprising. Then as I got nearer the gas pump, I saw it. LOTS of young women with great figures in black tights and tank tops selling Akron products to clean your windows……….or whatever. MEN are the same on both sides of the border. They all like eye candy, even enough to buy those products which caused the long lines…….
Funny to watch!
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Kim G said:
Hola Barbara! It’s true. Sex sells! On both sides of every border. But I’m sure you would have preferred to buy gas without the added “bonus” of eye candy. Saludos and thanks for stopping by!
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William said:
Fun article, Kim!
I always get a chuckle from Bimbo and Fud.
One of the soccer teams in Mexico (I forget which one) is sponsored by Bimbo. I frequently buy soccer shirts for my nephew when I am in Mexico. Obviously I avoid the ones with Bimbo emblazoned across the front. Can you imagine a teenager in the U.S. wearing a Bimbo shirt to school?!!
Interesting that the “Nova” story isn’t true. I always used to tell that story to my students in class.
Saludos,
Bill
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Kim G said:
Hola Bill! I had fun writing this story. I was inspired by a “Kranky” billboard that I once saw on Insurgentes. Though I couldn’t find my own picture of it, the ‘net was rife with logos of these brands. And yes, I always get a chuckle out of Fud and Bimbo too. Saludos and thanks for stopping by!
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Steve Cotton said:
I was surprised to discover Bimbo owns Orowheat — the very icon of health-nut bread.
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Kim G said:
Hola Steve! Huh, color me just as surprised. But I guess that though the management team realizes that Mexicans want “Wonderbread,” I suppose they can recognize that tastes, and hence opportunities, are different NOB. Though I don’t know them, I’ve heard the Bimbo management are decent. Saludos and thanks for stopping by.
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Croft said:
One of our major complaints is the inability to buy bread of any substance in Mexico, so much so that we are packing our breadmaker with us this year. There is one bakery in SMA that sells excellent grain bread. It is ironically named, ‘The Canadian Bakery’.
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Kim G said:
Hola Croft! I’m with you 100%. Mexican bread is generally pretty disappointing, spongy, white stuff. In DF, better stuff can be had, but in the rest of the country, it’s a challenge. If you’re inclined to make your own, Google “New York Times no knead bread.” It’s an incredibly easy way to make your own, and all you need is a big, heavy pot and an oven. Saludos and thanks for stopping by!
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LaurieLaGringa said:
Gringos in Honduras love the Bimbo brand, too. I have not seen Kranky, though. I cannot think offhand of any brands exclusive to south of Mexico that are a bit silly to Gringos. We do have a strange branding relationship that is common in Honduras. Water trucks delivering potable water in rural areas are sometimes completely painted with El Indio Coffee Advertisement which makes it look like they are delivering tankfuls of coffee to the poor.
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Kim G said:
Hola Laurie! LOL… tankers of coffee, I like that idea! Hopefully there’s a dairy truck not too far behind. But “El Indio?” In Mexico, “Indio” is a brand of beer. Saludos and thanks for commenting!
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LaurieLaGringa said:
Salvavida is the name of the cheapest beer in Honduras. Appropriate, I assume.
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Kim G said:
Salvavida… hahaha… So funny! Thanks for coming back. Saludos!
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